Marriage jokes
A husband and wife
went to the
fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on
the Ferris wheel, but the husband
wasn't comfortable with that. So the
wife went on the ride by
herself.
The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown
out
and landed in a heap at her husband's feet.
"Are you
hurt?" he asked.
"Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times
around and you
didn't
wave once!"
