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Todays joke

A little nine year old girl was in church
with her mother when she
started feeling ill.

"Mommy" she
said "Can we leave now?"

"No" her mother replied.

"Well, I
think I have to throw up!"

"Then go out the front door and
around to the back of the church and
throw up behind a bush."

In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.

"Did
you throw up?" her mother asked.

"Yes" the little girl replied.

"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the
church
and return so quickly?"

"I didn't have to go out of
the church, Mommy" the little girl
replied, "They have a box next
to the front door that says 'for the
sick'."

Marriage jokes

A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !" He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one little bit."