Marriage jokes
A henpecked husband was advised by a
psychiatrist to assert
himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully
you," he said. "Go
home and show her you're the boss."
The
husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went
home, slammed
the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and
growled, "From
now on you're taking orders from me. I want my
supper right now, and
when you get it on the table, go upstairs
and lay out my clothes.
Tonight I am going out with the boys.
You are going to stay at home
where you belong. Another
thing, you know who is going to tie my
bow tie?"
"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the
undertaker."
