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Todays joke

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
recently
married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped
into the house
to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the
door.
"What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked.

"I am
waiting for my husband to come home from work." the
daughter-in-law
replied.

"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law. "This is my
love
dress." the daughter-in-law replied.

"LOVE DRESS! You
are naked." said the mother-in-law

"But my husband loves it
when I wear this dress. It makes him happy
and he makes me happy."
said the daughter-in-law.

"I would appreciate it if you left now
because my husband will be home
any minute." The daughter-in-law
continued.

Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law
left. On the
way home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an
idea.

She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume
and waited by the
door for her husband to come home.

Finally the pickup truck drove up the drive way and she took her place

by the door. The father-in-law opened the door and immediately saw his

wife naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress" the mother-in-law replied.

"Maybe
you should iron it." he replied.

Men jokes

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."