Mental health jokes
The head doctors in an insane asylum had
a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially
well.
So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When
they get to
the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing
to the
benches. The doctors just sit down, but the patient puts a
newspaper down
first and then sits down. The doctors get all excited
cause they think
maybe he's in touch with reality now. So they ask
him, " Why did you put
the newspaper down first?" He answers, "So
I'd be higher and have a
better view."
