Mental health jokes
When they arrived at the therapist's
office, the
therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for
discussion. "What seems
to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held
his long face down
without anything to say. On the other hand, the
wife began talking 90
miles and hour describing all the wrongs
within their marriage.
After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening
to the wife, the therapist
went over to her, picked her up by her
shoulders, kissed her
passionately for several minutes, and sat her
back down. Afterwards, the wife sat
there - speechless.
He
looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had
happened. The therapist spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at
least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and
replied, "I can have her here on
Tuesdays and Thursdays."
