Mental health jokes
Three
patients in a mental
institution prepare for an examination given by the
head psychiatrist. If
the patients pass the exam, they will be free to
leave the hospital.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain
them for five
years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving
board
looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first
patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and
breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both
legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you
jump?" asked
the doctor.
To which the third patient
answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
