Military jokes
An airforce officer
goes to heaven and at
the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done
anything in his life
that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to
heaven. The
officer flyboy replies; yes, I once went into a bar with four
of my
pilot friends and saw two seabees harrassing a young girl at the
bar,
so being a gentelman I went up to the biggest one and told him to
leave this young lady alone. When he refused I told him again more
forcefully. This time I slapped him across the face and told this seabee
to
stand down. St Peter said this was a very good thing to do and
asked
when the pilot did this great act. The pilot replied; about 5
minutes
ago! My friends should be here shortly!
