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"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's

wife Tracy.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my
eyesight's gotten so bad, I
couldn't see where the ball
went."

"You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife. "Why
don't
you take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's eighty-five and
doesn't even play golf anymore,"
protested Jack.

"Yes, but
he's got perfect eyesight and can watch your ball for
you,"
Tracy
pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on.
Jack swung and the
ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.
"Did you see where it
went?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott
answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the
distance.

"I forgot."


Military jokes

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?"