Military jokes
A solider stationed in the South Pacific
wrote to his wife in the
States to please send him a harmonica to
occupy his free time and keep
his mind off of the local women. The wife
complied and sent the best
one she could find, along with several
dozen lesson and music books.
Rotated back home, he rushed to
their home and through the front door.
"Oh darling" he gushed, "Come
here. Let me look at you. Let me hold
you! Let's have a fine dinner
out, then make love all night. I've
missed your lovin' so
much."
The wife, keeping her distance, said, "All in good time lover.
First,
let's hear you play that harmonica."
