Military jokes
This Marine drill instructor, completely
frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of
swearing hot enough to blister paint. He broke off suddenly when he
noticed one of the recruits had been talking in ranks.
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, RECRUIT??" the drill sergeant hollered.
In
a quivering voice, the recruit replied, "I said, to myself, Drill
Sergeant Sir, 'if that sucker thinks I'm going to stand here and take
his crap . . . well, he's certainly an uncanny judge of
character.
