Military jokes
A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about
how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route
through the rubbled buildings.
Sergeant Joe thumps his chest and
proclaims. "I got me 4 germans
bagged so far. Howabout you
John?"
Before Pfc John can reply, a lone german soldier runs out of a
trashed
hotel. In the process of throwing down his rifle after seeing
the
larger allied soldier group, he shouts "NEIN!"
Pfc John
takes aim at the enemy and shoots him.
"Well, he wont get
himself a tenth allied soldier." Joe all year
long!
