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Todays joke

There were three American pilots captured by
Germans in WWII. The
Germans thought up a way to make the pilots
crack and tell what they
knew. They made them stand at attention,
turn their heads from side to
side and say, "Tick - Tock" over and
over.

After about three hours, the first pilot cracked and started
telling
all he knew, signing everything they put in front
of
him.

An hour later, the second pilot cracked and started
confessing to
things that he didn't even do.

The third pilot was
fighting hard not to crack. He was about half-way
cracked. He was
turning his head to one side only and saying,
"Tick...Tick...Tick..."

The German officer in charge went up to him and said, "You
thinks you
iss so schmart! But I'm telling you dot vee haf vays to make
you
TOCK!"

Military jokes

A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The warrant officer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the warrant officer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The warrant officer said, "Look I'm an warrant officer. I dont have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."