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Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

A student comes to a young
professor's
office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door,
kneels
pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer
to him,
flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I
mean..." she
whispers, "...I would do...anything."

He
returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"Anything."

His voice softens.
"Anything??"

"Absolutely anything."

His voice turns to
a whisper. "Would you...study?"

Military jokes

The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar". "What is you position?" asked ATC "You got radar you find us" Air Force One replied. After a few minutes ATC announced "Air Force One we're changing frequency" "What frequency are you changing to?" asked Air Force One "You've got 720 channels - you find us!" ATC replied.