Money jokes
A doctor had been attending a rich
old man
for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not
long
to live.
Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to
put his affairs
in order.
"Oh yes, I've done that," said
the old gentleman.
"I've only got to make a will. And do you
know what I'm going to do
with all my money? I'm going to leave it
to the doctor who saves my
life."
