Money jokes
Elmore walked into his
favorite truck stop
cafe and said to the owner,
"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on
a raffle?"
"Whada ya win?"
"A million dollars!" said
the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for
a million years."
"How much are they each?"
"Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or
three for half a dollar!"
