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Todays joke

Pat and Mike were walking down the

street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here,

I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long
time'.

Pat enters the confessional and says,' Father forgive me, I have

sinned with a married woman'.

The priest asks, 'was it Mrs
Murphy'? 'no, Father', was the reply.

'Was it Mrs O'Boyle'?
Again the reply was 'No, Father'.

'Was it Mrs. O'Grady'? Pat
said, Father, I'll not be teling you the
lady's name!

So the
priest told him to say two Hail Mary's for each time he had
sinned
with the woman.

Back on the street, Mike said, 'Well, how did
you do'? Pat said,
'Just fine, I kept me mouth shut and got 3 new
prospects'!

Money jokes

Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!'' The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''