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Todays joke

Three friends were stranded on a desert

island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were

beginning to lose heart.

Suddenly, a bottle floated into the
shore and a beautiful genie popped
out. She said "I have three
wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can
make one wish come true."

Friend number one got excited. He said "I wish I was in Las Vegas
with
dice in one hand and a drink in the other, surrounded by
music, food,
and beautiful women." Instantly he was gone, his wish
granted.

Friend number two smiled and said, "I wish I was back home
right now
with my wonderful wife and our two small children, at our
log cabin in
the woods sitting in front of the fire and singing
Christmas carols
together." Just like that, he disappeared.

The genie asked the remaining man, "And what do you wish for?"

He
answered, "Gee, I wish I had my buddies back to help me
dec
ide..."

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