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Todays joke
A University had advertised for two
biologists to help in their
mammalogy department, specifically with a group
of captive grizzly bears.
They had only two applicants - a
beautiful young women biologist and an
older male biologist.
The
mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not everyone can
handle
working with such fierce creatures so he decided to test their
skills with the bears. The two hopefuls followed him out to the bear pen.
He first asked the young women to show him what she could do.
She entered the cage, stripped down to her bikini, and the largest
bear
walked up and nuzzled her bare legs.
The astonished
mammalogist then said to the old man, "Can you
do that?"
"You're darn right I can," said the old man, "just get that bear
out of
there first !"
Monster jokes
A very tall monster with several arms and
legs, all of
different lengths, went into a tailor's shop.
'I'd
like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor.
'So would
I, sir,' said the tailor. 'So would I.'
