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Todays joke
A blonde gets
an opportunity to fly to a
nearby country. She has never been on an
airplane anywhere and was
very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded
the plane, a
Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over
seat to seat
and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!!
BO....."
She
sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears
the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts
"Be silent!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and
everybody is looking at the
blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the
pilot in silence for a
moment, concentrated really hard, and all of
a sudden started shouting,
"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Executive Producers does it
take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Executive Producers don't
screw in a light bulb, they screw in a
hot tub.
