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Todays joke
Knowing that the minister was very fond of
cherry brandy, one of the
church elders offered to present him with
a bottle on one consideration
-
that the pastor acknowledge
receipt of the gift in the church paper.
"Gladly," responded the
good man.
When the church magazine came out a few days later,
the elder turned at
once to the "appreciation" column. There he read:
"The minister
extends
his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of
fruit and for the spirit in
which it was given."
Music jokes
Q: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an
optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just
that the
viola player's heads are so small.
