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Todays joke
A
young man was strolling down a street. As
he passed a large building with
a fence around it, he heard a group
of people chanting "Thirteen,
thirteen, thirteen" over and over
again.
Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then
he spotted
a hole in the wood.
He put his eye to the hole.
He just managed to spy some old people
sitting in deckchairs
chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and
poked him in the eye. As
he staggered back, the old people started
chanting, "Fourteen,
fourteen, fourteen..."
Music jokes
Q: What is the definition
of a major
seventh?
A: A violist playing octaves.