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Todays joke
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for
over a month. He
took her to fancy restaurants and expensive
resorts. Finally, he
proposed, "Bernie, if you will marry me, I have
enough money
to provide you with anything your little heart
desires."
"Sorry John." she replied. "I'm not ready to settle down
yet.
And besides, you can't buy my love, but if the price is right, I
might see my way clear to rent you some."
Aardvark jokes
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!