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Todays joke

A man calls the fire
department and
says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I
have a nice
new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new
rose
garden."

"Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have
to do
with the fire service?"

"Well," the man answers, "the
house next door is on fire and I
don't want you to trample my front
yard."

Music jokes

Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.