Music jokes
A tourist is sightseeing in
a European city.
She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins
reading the
commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching
noise, as
if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.
She collars a
passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.
The local
person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's
decomposing."
