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Todays joke
A circus owner
walked
into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little
show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.
The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck
from
its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for
$10,000
for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus
owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your
duck is a ripoff! I put
him on the pot before a whole audience, and he
didn't dance a
single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember
to light the
candle under the pot?"
Music jokes
Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their
dashboards?
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
