Old age jokes
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
in a
chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how
happy you look," she said. "What's
your secret for a long happy
life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also
drink a
case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never
exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
