Old age jokes
An elderly couple were
driving across the
country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over
by the
highway patrol.
The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were
speeding?"
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and
asked, "What did
he say?"
The old man yelled, "He says you
were speeding!"
The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did
he
say?"
The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman then
said, "I
see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and
went on a
blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He said he thinks he knows you!".
