Old age jokes
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
Bingo to
find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she
became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of
their
apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the
court on
charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything
to say to
defend herself.
"Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured
that at 92, if
he could make love to another woman, he could fly!"
