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Todays joke

A college student was in a
philosophy
class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor

presented the following logic:

"Has anyone in this class heard God?"
Nobody spoke.

"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again,
nobody spoke.

"Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody
spoke for the third
time, he simply stated, "Then there is no
God."

One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to

reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor
granted
it, and the student stood up and asked the following
questions of his
classmates:

"Has anyone in this class heard our
professor's brain?" Silence.

"Has anyone in this class touched
our professor's brain?" Silence.

"Has anyone in this class seen
our professor's brain?"

When nobody in the class dared to
speak, the student concluded, "Then,
according to our professor'
s logic, it must be true that our professor
has no
brain!"

You can't argue with that!

Old age jokes

Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing "fairly well" for his age. A little concerned about that comment, Edgar couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" The doctor asked, "Well, do you smoke or drink beer?" "Oh no," Edgar replied, "I've never done either." Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?" Edgar said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" the doctor asked. "No, I don't," Edgar replied. Then the doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or run around with women?" "No," Edgar said, "I don't do any of those things." The good doctor looked at Edgar and said, "Then why the heck do you want to live to be 80?"