Parent jokes
When our second child was on the way, my wife
and I
attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at
least one child.
The instructor raised the issue of breaking the
news to the older
child. It went like this:
"Some parents,"
she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so
much we decided to
bring another child into this family.' But think
about that.
Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said,
'Honey, I love
you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'"
One of the
women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook???"
