Parent jokes
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed
the
wrong number and got a private home instead.
"Do you
have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.
"Well,
no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and
eleven
children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't
think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want
to
get."
