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Todays joke
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and
the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of
baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the
Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German
whilst the
Russian decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later,
when the
space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to
welcome them home.
First came the American and his wife and each of
them had a baby in
their arms. Next came the Englishman speaking
fluent German. They both
gave their speeches and got a rousing round of
applause. Suddenly, out
came the Russian with a cigarette in his
mouth. He walked up to the
podium, snarled at the crowd, and asked
"Has anyone got a friggin'
match?"
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A tarredvark!
