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Todays joke
A
woman was being questioned in a court
trial involving slander. "Please
repeat the slanderous statements you
heard, exactly as you heard them,"
instructed the
lawyer.
The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person
to hear," she protested.
"Then," said the attorney, "just
whisper them to the judge."
Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with the flu?
A swine
swine.