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Todays joke
An American businessman goes to Japan on a
business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at
his
hotel if there's any place around where he can get American
food. The
concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place
that just
opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the
businessman the phone
number, and he goes back to his room and orders a
pizza. Thirty minutes
later, the delivery guy shows up to the door
with the pizza. The
businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing
uncontrollably. He asks the
delivery man, ''What the heck did you
put on this pizza?'' The
delivery man bows deeply and says,
''We put on the pizza what you ordered,
pepper only.''
Pig jokes
What would happen if pigs went on strike?
They'd form pigget lines.