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See my jokes -Daily updated jokes

Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke


Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
me...

My husband ran off with his secretary,

My son pierced
his eyebrow,

My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her
head,

My dog mated with the neighbors cat,

My neighbor sold her
house to a mental institution,

My Mom told me I was
adopted,

My Dad told me he's gay,

My boss told me I was laid
off,

My sister was arrested for prostitution,

My house has
termites,

My car was stolen,

All that came in the mail was
bills,

A plane, crash landed on my garage,

OJ Simpson came to my
door selling rug cleaner,

And my TV blew.

Lord, please be
with me today.

I was able to live through all that misery
yesterday.

And I will be able to make it through anything today! But
please....

DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY
COMPUTER!!!!!

AMENA programmer enters an elevator, wanting to go to the 12th
floor.
So, he pushes 1, then he pushes 2, and starts looking for
the
Enter....


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