Political jokes
Three boys were heading home from school
one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal
one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw
a
90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it
just
after it crosses the plate!"
One of the other boys
said, "Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow
from his bow and run to
the target and hold it up to make sure the
arrow hits the bulls
eye!"
The last boy said, "Your dads don't even come close to
being faster
than mine. My dad works for the government, and even
though he works
every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!"
