Political jokes
The President is running down the street one
day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her
dog
just had.
He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl,
I think that it's
wonderful that you're doing such a good
thing."
The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would you like a
puppy?
They're Democrats."
Bill declines and jogs onward.
The next day Billy jogs past the same
girl and decides to talk to
her again. "You know what, little girl? I
think I'll take one of
those puppies after all, seeing as how they're
Democrats."
The
girl says, "I'm sorry Mr. Clinton, but they're not Democrats any
more. They're Republican now."
Bill says, "They are? How do you
know? As a matter of fact, how did
you know that they were
Democrats at first to begin with?"
She says, "Well, just after they were
born they were Democrats, but
now their eyes are open."
