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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

A
police officer in a small town stopped
a motorist who was speeding down
Main Street.

"But,
officer," the man began, "I can explain"

"Just be quiet," snapped the
officer. "I'm going to let you cool
your heels in jail until the
chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say"

"And
I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later
the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that
the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a
good mood
when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in
the cell. "I'm the
groom."

Political jokes

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" lawyer asked. "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go," minister replied.