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Todays joke
A couple have not
been
getting along for years, so the husband thinks,
"I'll buy my wife a
cemetery plot for her birthday."
Well, you can imagine her
disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this
time he
doesn't get her anything.
She says, "Why didn't you get me a
birthday present!?"
He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last
year!"
Political jokes
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of
its own revolution.
