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Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

A few years ago, when
the Catholic
church reform began to be much
in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs.
Finkelstein, "Tell me,
Becky, have you heard by chance what's going
on in Rome?"
"No," said Mrs Finkelstein. "I haven't. What's going
on in Rome?"
"A meeting of high Catholic churchmen has, among other
things,
decided that the Jews are not responsible for the
crucifixion of
Jesus."
Mrs Finkelstein raised her eyebrows. "Indeed? And
who is responsible,
then?"
"I'm not sure," said Mrs. Moskowitz.
"I think they suspect the
Puerto Ricans."

Police jokes

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris ", said grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? " Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, " I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."