Police jokes
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The
FBI, and the CIA are
all trying to prove that they are the best at
apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a
forest and each of them has to catch
it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three
months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn
the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and
they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes
in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The
bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
rabbit!"
