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Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke


The newlyweds
arrived at the front desk
of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South
Carolina,
looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy
their two week
vacation/honeymoon.

The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, "Well,
hi
Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see."

A frosty
silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once
inside, the
piqued bride demanded: "And just who was THAT woman
?!?!?"

The
groom wiped his brow and said, "Just relax honey. Please !
I'm
going to have enuff trouble explaining you to her."


Police jokes

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"