Police jokes
John was driving when a policeman pulled him
over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a
problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your
safe driving and am pleased
to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver
Award. Congratulations. What do you
think you're going to do with the
money?"
John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll
go get that
drivers' license."
Judi, sitting in the
passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't
pay attention to him --
he's just a wise guy when he's drunk and
stoned."
Brian
from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far
in a
stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and
a muffled voice
said, "Are we over the border yet?"
