Police jokes
This guy walked into a little corner store
with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After
the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch
that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier
to put
it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said
"Because I
don't believe you are over 21."
The robber said he
was, but the clerk still refused to give the scotch
to him because
he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took
his drivers
license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk
looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21
and he
put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store
with
his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the
name and address of
the robber that he got off of the license. They
arrested the robber two
hours later.
