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Todays joke

I went to
the store the other day. I was
only in there for about five minutes,
and when I came out there was a
motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and
said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a

break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a

stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having
bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him.
He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for
about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the
corner.

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