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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual

morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio.

"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow
emergency has
been declared," the weather report said.

"You must
park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."
Ole said,
"Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee. The next day they
were
sitting down with their morning cups of coffee.

The weather forecast
was, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today,
and a snow
emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the
even numbered
side of the streets."

Again Ole replied, "Jeez, okay," and got
up from his coffee. Two days
later, again they're sitting down
with their cups of coffee and the
weather forecast said, "There will
be 6 to 8 inches of snow today, and a
snow emergency has been
declared. You must park your cars on the..."
and the power went out
and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions.

He turned
to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" Lena
replied, "Aw,
Ole, just leave the car in the damned garage
today."

Police jokes

At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."