Police jokes
The drunken wino was stumbling down the street
with one foot
on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop
pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir. You're
obviously drunk"
The wasted wino asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely
sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper.
"Let's go."
Obviously relieved, the wino said "That's a relief - I
thought I was
a cripple."
