Police jokes
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked
to find her house ransacked and
burglarized. She telephoned the
police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast
the call and a K-9 unit patrolling
nearby was the first to
respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
leash, the
blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop and his
dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face
in her hands, she moaned: "I come home to find all my
possessions
stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send
me a BLIND policeman!"
