Police jokes
While driving down the
road the motorist
saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting
under an
umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The
motorist
passed on by and went a couple of miles on down the road. All
of a
sudden he spun his car around and sped back toward the fortune
teller. As he got closer to the still laughing fortune teller he began to
slow down. He pulled up next to the woman and jumped out of his car
and
suddenly began slapping and beating her.
A policeman
passing by screeched to a stop and wrestled the man to the
ground.
After cuffing the man he stood him up and asked him, "What do
you
think you're doing?"
After a moment the man replied, ... "Well,
I've always wanted to
strike a happy medium."
